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[–] sunbytes 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is an excellent meme

[–] COLT45 26 points 9 months ago

This might be the greatest meme in all of history. Put it in a museum please.

[–] titus_w_blotter 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How old is a youth of 24 in dog years?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The dog is already 24 in dog years, so about 3.5 in human years.

[–] PunnyName 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As a former Texan...what in tarnation is this?

[–] FireTower 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/zzICMIu5zFY?si=

Your Texas card will be revoked if you don't listen to this.

[–] problematicPanther 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

in fairness, it's about an Arizona ranger, not a Texas ranger.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And Agua Fria is in New Mexico. Presumably Texas Red is Texan I guess? Though he's not exactly the hero of the story

[–] GreenEnigma 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You think Texans need to be the hero to celebrate something?

There’s only a Texas version of some pickup trucks because Texans constantly tell everyone Texas is the best.

Source: Texan. Remember the Alamo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I forgor ☠️

[–] PunnyName 5 points 9 months ago

I left for a reason. I tore up my card.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Go play the entirety of Fallout: New Vegas.

edit: Go, not ho.

[–] PunnyName 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It is kind of a good game though.

[–] FilthyShrooms 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say.

[–] problematicPanther 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's an outlaw, loose and runnin' came the whisper from each lip

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I'm confused. Where's the hip?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Absolutely phenomenal. 10/10.