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Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 7 months ago by GoofSchmoofer to c/asklemmy

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This question has been around for a while but I'm curious as to your answer

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Shitting with the bathroom door open.

[–] HappycamperNZ 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Whats stopping you?

My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?

[–] HappycamperNZ 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.

TIL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Never heard this one. Plz explain.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

[–] TipRing 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lucky guy.

[–] Delta_V 7 points 7 months ago

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

[–] HappycamperNZ 2 points 7 months ago

Don't let your dreams stay only dreams

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

With the ~~poop~~ crap knife?

[–] recapitated 3 points 7 months ago

Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I KNEW IT!