submitted 1 month ago by GoofSchmoofer to c/asklemmy

This question has been around for a while but I'm curious as to your answer

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Never heard this one. Plz explain.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart 18 points 1 month ago

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

[-] TipRing 18 points 1 month ago

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Delta_V 7 points 1 month ago

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

[-] HappycamperNZ 2 points 1 month ago

Don't let your dreams stay only dreams

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