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submitted 8 months ago by merari42 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[–] FooBarrington 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] devfuuu 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅

[–] TheBananaKing 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I must once again post The Night Watch [PDF]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I said fuck it, should be a good time passer. 20ish minutes later I want to be a systems programmer. Sounds fun, what can I say.

[–] marcos 1 points 8 months ago

Well, then I must point that Haskell is one of the best languages out there for system hacking...

[–] devfuuu 6 points 8 months ago

Haven't used a loop in almost a decade! It's a nice life 😎

[–] drislands 2 points 8 months ago

Hell yeah! Groovy programmer here, mapping closures over lists of objects.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

StackOverflow!

How do I fix this?