this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2024
620 points (99.4% liked)

196

16708 readers
2192 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ummmm excuse me but how can you not want a WiFi-connected, Bluetooth-enabled facial tissue dispenser?

Literally insane.

[–] Promethiel 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because it can't recognize my face to give me my special tissues for my special face, duh? Do you think I can just use the non-machine learning enhanced custom* oil soaking face tissues?

*Feature only works with an online connection to a server in Slovenia owned by a shell company in Brazil whose parent is based out of Switzerland.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Smart speaker hears you sneeze and, tells tissue dispenser to say "bless you" and hand you a tissue.