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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13932170

This will have been drawn from the work of Erin Reed Though its worth noting her only firm, DO NOT TRAVEL, so far, is florida. Though the rest are of course still dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

Let's be honest: Is there anything worth visiting in those missing states, anyway? Sure, Disney World is in Florida, but have you ever been to Florida? It sucks. Hot and humid as shit. Rains every single day at about 5pm. Gators and Floridians everywhere... Even the magic of Disney doesn't outweigh all that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Cajun food is great. Basically, southern food in general is good. You can't get boiled peanuts up north. Besides food? Not really.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Minnesota State fair. Boiled peanuts were added in 2022.

Next?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean.. Dave Anderson's Old Southern BBQ is called southern... Won some awards.

To be fair, I have only had BBQ in Texas and Memphis, so grain of salt.

https://www.oldsouthernbbq.com/

Else you have black market st. Paul - wouldn't call it "southern" when it's -10 degrees and they are smoking up some pork, but damn good smoked BBQ.

https://www.blackmarketstp.com/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

my buddys been to an old southern bbq restaurant a handful of times. he says its either the best bbq youve ever had or the driest shit on earth 😂 and its not even a different location

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah Famous Dave seems to have lost a step since he sold his namesake...

[–] almar_quigley 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then you have to be in the Midwest…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, but you have an international airport close by, a major mall, rent's in the mail, and you can always find a parking space. Women out number the men two to one and there's parks and zoos and.... Shhh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you know how easy it is making boiled peanuts?

Its literally just peanuts boiled in salty water forever

Super easy in a slowcooker or even a regular pot

You can have them whenever and wherever you want

[–] ZeffSyde 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Note: the above is talking about raw peanuts, which are very hard to find up north. Doing this to a bag of roasted peanuts will make you very sad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Ok fair point. Raw peanuts arent too hard to find here down south. There is a farmers market grocery store by me that i can get them delivered from

I did try it with roasted peanuts the first time and like... it technically worked but raw peanuts turn out way better

[–] Maggoty 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eh Maryland, and Baltimore in particular has everything from grits to chowders. If you're thinking about a crawfish boil/stew/gumbo, they have those too, and the superior crab version.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I agree the crab is better, but not the Cajun food. I've lived in Alabama and NoVA and there's a large difference. I've also lived in southern VA and SC, and they're all different. Each have benefits, but real Cajun is special.

[–] Maggoty 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah well we'll have to disagree then. I grew up in Maryland and for my money the food is the best in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't believe that any food is the best in the world. Everywhere does something better than somewhere else. That's what makes the world great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Cant get boiled peanuts up north

Canned or fresh? Because I can buy them canned. I wouldn't but the option is there!

But I do agree the food is good. Southern and Cajun both. Also Creole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I've done canned. They fill a hole that I miss, but fresh is special.

[–] Bye 10 points 5 months ago

Wyoming and Montana have absolutely amazing mountains. I say that as someone who lives in the third best mountains state. They have mountains as good as ours but without as many people in them.

Alaska is simply amazing, one of the best places I’ve ever been in the summer. I can’t wait to go again.

Otherwise nah fuck that shit

[–] force 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Atlanta has cool stuff like conventions. Savannah's city center part is a nice place. Ohio has some really big events. I can't think of any other reasons to go

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Friends and Family?

[–] Soggy 5 points 5 months ago

Parks. Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, the Everglades, that sort of thing. Some truly spectacular nature.

[–] Phegan 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

National parks in many of them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, Utah has Arches, Canyonlands, Zion; Wyoming has Yellowstone and Devil's Tower, Montana has Glacier... And I know I'm leaving out a ton. I hate Utah's theocracy, but the landscapes are mesmerizing. Everyone should get to see those wonders without fearing a lynching.

[–] Maggoty 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fades 6 points 5 months ago

it's the better one given how shit FL is these days and they don't got a Disney California Adventure Park either

[–] SkyezOpen 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Spent a cumulative 5 or 6 hours driving in Florida. I saw orange groves, retirement communities, trailer parks, and barren highway. THAT'S IT. Hell, I was hungry coming off the plane and decided to pick something up on the way to where I was going 90 minutes away. I did not see a single food place. That's unheard of in civilized states.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fuck even the most barren bi ways usually have a deli in the local store or whatever.