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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.

Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.

Welcome to lemmy.world!

edit: kill me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to lemmy.world!

Neither the OP, this community, you or the person you are replying to are on lemmy.world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Welp, I've brought great shame onto my instance, so I must now commit Japanese ritual suicide. Sayonara, everybody!

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm on lemmy.world! Who do I suck off? Or do you all suck me? Hell, let's make it a suck fest!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You can suck me but I'm not sure if that's allowed since I'm also not on Lemmy.world