I pitched this exact idea to my fiancé a few days ago (and have no clue why it came up). she didn't think it was a good idea, but now I can tell her that it was good enough to patent.

[–] Deestan 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't knock the Vomitron until you've tried at least one birth in it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Helps with pregnancy nausea AND child birth! Just flip the seat direction and you are ready to expectorate whatever you want out!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which is good news for her, too, since in this case you can't just build it yourself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She and I don't want to make kids, so it isn't immediately applicable anyway. That being said, I am an experimental nuclear and particle physics PhD student, so I am at least 85% sure that I could convince my boss that we need a medium size centrifuge in the lab and make some... adjustments... upon completion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you really don't want to have kids, sure! This sounds like a good plan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

We (maybe) want kids, she just doesn't want to ever be pregnant, so adoption is our route if anything.

This would be the worst of both worlds: A pregnancy that we don't even get one of the little shits from! She'll have to deal though, science demands that we try it at least once.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I mean, what about easier poops?