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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Turn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit... We cool, right?..

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows.

Of course it's not really you making that million dollars, it'd be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you're stealing that profit from.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Cool, unrelated: I'm looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about "returns"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too!

[–] Sylver 5 points 8 months ago

I got that for ya!

Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe”

Just sell before X = Y!

That’ll be one million dollars, please.

[–] TheSpermWhale 10 points 8 months ago

Least anarchic lemming

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ah the inverse running man