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Hairy butthole worm liberal woke Agenda rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] cmbabul 118 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement

[–] RattlerSix 105 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[–] cmbabul 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] cmbabul 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

You make an excellent point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

[email protected]

[–] Stamets 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[–] captainlezbian 12 points 8 months ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!

[–] cmbabul 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Prove it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sounds painful, and what about bleaching then?