Honestly, we don’t even need to worry about the dues. Our planet has already dropped to a “C” level rating. The odds of Earth being recognized are now slim to none.

We should have returned the Space Bucks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If we’re not careful, it’ll get demolished in favor of a space bypass.

[–] Viking_Hippie 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.

-- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would you happen to be interested in poetry, by chance?

[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 9 months ago

Under no circumstances should you ever allow a Vogon to read you poetry.