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submitted 11 months ago by Stamets to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Talk to Plants.

Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.

[–] hoch 5 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

[–] JayObey711 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why i burned my food.

[–] Juvyn00b 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cereal is not a plant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's an ex-plant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Kinky

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