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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.

[–] SeabassDan 9 points 4 months ago

It's a clear exoskeleton

[–] FenrirIII 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Jesus : "Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink."

Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: "Oh yeah!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He looks single walled to me, yet he is not sweating (condensating).

Curious.

Bonus:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 5 points 4 months ago

Does anyone else's mind make the crack go wakawakawaka and start eating pellets

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I think there's some trickery afoot. His true nature is being concealed