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I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

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[–] Maven 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn't be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.

[–] SkyezOpen 6 points 1 year ago

I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?