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[–] De_Narm 131 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Has anyone a TL;DR why they could do that? Last time I heard anything about Neuralink they were mass killing animals with botched implants.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Enough animals died. Now humans have their turn

[–] Death_Equity 67 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB 27 points 11 months ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do we have any concrete evidence that he’s even telling the truth? Something other than a tweet on a platform he owns? He seems to lie often.

[–] beetus 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Smells a lot like "Funding secured" or any of the other insane promises he's made.

There's the hyper loop, the cyber truck missing deadlines and quality concerns and range lies, all of the Tesla delays, etc

That said they did FDA approval for human trials last May https://www.reuters.com/science/elon-musks-neuralink-gets-us-fda-approval-human-clinical-study-brain-implants-2023-05-25/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Don't forget that time when he held up a piece of glass, pointed to a house behind him with a glass roof, showed a presentation of power output metrics and dualrability tests, and said they made solar roofs and just needed to figure out how to manufacture at scale

They had not, in fact, made a working prototype - they were still trying to figure it out. He stood up there with a piece of pretty glass (that was not in fact any type of solar panel) and entirely fabricated test results, and he lied over and over.

He must've gotten some artist's design model, produced several roofs worth, and made all of it up.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FDA had denied, company presumably made some sort of changes that were not publicized (or paid off the right people), FDA approved.

[–] HootinNHollerin 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

If you’ve ever dealt with getting a medical device approved by the FDA, you’d know they don’t fuck around. They’re so hardcore it’s scary.

[–] braxy29 2 points 11 months ago

there are ways around them. convince them your product is "substantially equivalent" and they don't look too hard, apparently. (see - hard silicone penile implants)

https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They famously didn't approve the wonder drug thalidomide.

[–] Gigan 12 points 11 months ago

FDA fell asleep at the wheel

[–] Okokimup 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Recommend you watch Fall of the House of Usher on Netflix for three answer. Also because it's amazing.

[–] Alivrah 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wogi 3 points 11 months ago

I heard there were some amazing people in this thread?

Looks like they were right