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Can't you feel it? The threads of global tension snapping with a deafening blast? The ravenous chantings of Mars cutting through the ambient noise?
Mars, where you go to die of cancer while under the rule of a racist narcissistic libertarian billionaire with a savior complex, and his Nazi buddies.
Sounds fun, pass.
OP was talking about the god of war, Mars. Not the planet.
NGL I'd rather die on Earth than Mars
This is the cradle of humanity
This is our first home
This too will be our grave if we do not change our ways
The tree sags, heavy with fruit
The harvest is near
Hel hungers for her bounty