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[–] Sanctus 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't you feel it? The threads of global tension snapping with a deafening blast? The ravenous chantings of Mars cutting through the ambient noise?

[–] DigitalTraveler42 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Mars, where you go to die of cancer while under the rule of a racist narcissistic libertarian billionaire with a savior complex, and his Nazi buddies.

Sounds fun, pass.

[–] SomeoneWhoIsntMe 21 points 1 year ago

OP was talking about the god of war, Mars. Not the planet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

NGL I'd rather die on Earth than Mars

This is the cradle of humanity

This is our first home

This too will be our grave if we do not change our ways

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The tree sags, heavy with fruit

The harvest is near

Hel hungers for her bounty