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THIS IS AN ANTI-CAKING AGENT HATE ACCOUNT. MY CHEESE WON'T MELT PROPERLY >:{

ERADICATE CELLULOSE AND STARCH IN MY BAGS OF SHREDDED CHEESE RRRAAAHHHHHHHHH

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I, too, hate anti-caking agents in my cheese, also cheese without anti-caking agents, and even cheese with caking agents. I am vegan btw, I don't eat cheese.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Interesting username for a cheese-hater.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's nacho... your business

[–] franklin 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"That's nacho business" would have also worked!

[–] NikkiDimes 10 points 1 year ago

I like to think their veganism and, therefore, lack of exposure to cheese related puns has led them to this egregious error.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Dabundis 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] franklin 4 points 1 year ago

Your right but in the Northeast "nachos" or sometimes "taco" chips is slang for tortilla chips. I know I hate it too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nacho is short for Ignatio, the first name of the man who developed the dish consisting of tortilla chips, cheese, and jalapenos.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

we can only be friends if you keep eating the exact same amount of cheese or less, I'll not have my stance be nulled by some renegade.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair point. I'm not eating more cheese to spite you, I'll just eat any extra unwanted cheese you (being any hypothetical vegans I might eat with) got served that would have to go to the trash otherwise.

But I respect your cause, and while I'm not fully vegan I do try to eat animal products mindfully and reduce my consumption of them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sike, we can never be friends, bloodmouth!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope bloodmouth is an actual slur used for non-vegans. It's so metal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is, also carnist and omni

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It definitely sounds cooler than "dirtmouth" or whatever the opposite equivalent would be.

[–] Kage520 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you feel about precision fermentation to make milk products. Presumably this will eventually make cheese we can purchase made entirely without animals. Will you partake in this cheese or just keep the no cheese lifestyle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I absolutely will. I am actually really interested in a lot of food science stuff and was wondering whether or not you could mimic the sort of processes that create milk and stuff, and lo and behold people be doing it! Pretty neat stuff. Although I still get the feeling you could probably make some decent "cheese" by aging various types of tofus, but I've yet to begin experimenting there. And am also scared of poisoning myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why don't vegans just milk themselves and make vegan cheese?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, you. Like two comments ago.