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[–] Omegamanthethird 149 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wait, what accused action? I thought they didn't even have an accused action.

[–] themeatbridge 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Being the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

[–] Municipal0379 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We all know that was George Santos!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

So close, it was george soros

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it was Bernard Montgomery Sanders.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It was JFK himself with a time machine. Read all about it in my latest book, "The truth came out when I went off my meds"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, i've seen that doco. He had to go back and kill himself because he got caught up in a mafia scandal and ended up getting jailed, as well as other actions that ended with the earth falling to nuclear war. He was shot at but because of complications the shot didn't kill him, so he had to go back and finish the job for the betterment of humanity.

[–] fsr1967 4 points 1 year ago

I'd read this book.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago

Finally! The mystery solved! Who was in the Book Depository? Who was behind the Grassy Knoll? The answer is: John F. Kennedy.

[–] doubletwist 5 points 1 year ago

They cover this in an episode of the historical show, Red Dwarf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

P sure bidens the guy who killed honest abe

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

His crime is that big fat D next to his name. Unforgivable!

[–] TechyDad 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not only that, but he beat Trump in 2020. Beating Orange Jesus is heresy and the most illegal thing anyone could ever do!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Into a fine pulp, as I recall. Quite publicly.

[–] ook_the_librarian 7 points 1 year ago

Gasp. He did that in office!

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought that was Lewinsky's accused action!

Oh, wait, different big fat D.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 2 points 1 year ago

But he did that in office.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's finally going to get what's coming to him after his hand in the Jade Helm Massacre!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Let's not forget his involvement in the Bowling Green massacre. So many lives needlessly lost.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 1 year ago

Let's not forget about him and Hilary personally putting out the hits on the Buttery Males with Ben Ghazi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well starting World War 2 seems pretty big to me.