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[–] [email protected] 183 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Why would you try to sneak a gun into any medical test area? Even if you didn't know an mri will fuck with a gun, what is the motivation to try to sneak a gun into a medical test room?

[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A liberal might make her gay when she least expects it!

[–] SendMePhotos 64 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Holy shit I had a conversation the other day with a dude who said, "democrats just want to touch children and change their genitalia"

He went off about how democrats want to change pedophile name and be more accepting. I told him people don't say that. Only pedophiles do. He went off about how democrats are pedophiles.

He went off about how schools, doctors, and liberal agenda is allowing the mutilation of children's genitalia.

Taking something he says is fact and blowing into the massive majority of all Democrat fundamentals.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

ask him what he thinks of circumcion without consent at young age and I bet he will defend that without hesitation

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

In that situation, the best thing to do is agree with them and then start telling them about how voting is a way for the goverment to track you and/or .. plant .. fucking alien brocolli seeds in your brain or something, so never ever vote

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell him there are more convicted Christian & Republican paedophiles than Democrats.

[–] SendMePhotos 4 points 1 year ago

He'd challenge it and probably call it propoganda.

[–] harry_balzac 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you met one of my coworkers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BTW, the justification for using different names for pedophiles - like minor attracted person - isn't to normalize child abuse.

Rather its to get people to seek and accepted help.

The real goal for us should be protecting kids. Not punishing people with dirty thoughts.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These kinds of conversations are why I quit my last job. I couldn't take it anymore.

I'd get whole tirades like that and just be like...

"Ok...uh...sure...so...welcome to the library, did you want to print something or...?"

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Burn her anyway!

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one's giving her 5G on her watch!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or on her phone!

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Cowardice. People that think they need a gun on them at all times are paranoid cowards... Which also makes them the last people who should be able to own a gun.

[–] Sanyanov 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

People shouldn't have guns. Simple as that.

Who the hell decided allowing every civilian a fully functional firearm is a good idea

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Gun Manufacturers

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

People who need guns in order to feel safe live in a shithole.

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[–] Zak 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Routinely carrying a concealed handgun can create considerable difficulties when a person unexpectedly ends up somewhere they can't do so. Leaving it in a car is a significant risk for theft (and stolen guns get used for bad things). Leaving it with medical staff isn't great. Leaving it unattended outside an exam room presents obvious dangers to anyone who might happen upon it.

It's hard to find yourself in an MRI room without adequate warning that anything magnetic will become a projectile though. I think most places give the patient both written and verbal warnings, and the article here says this patient was warned about metal and specifically about guns.

[–] xantoxis 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They literally give you a locker when you go in for an MRI because you have to spend so long naked. This was never a problem for her. She's just stupid.

[–] Zak 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Facilities vary. I didnt have secure storage when I got an MRI, but I didnt bring a gun or anything else unreasonable to leave unattended.

The question wasn't whether she's stupid (clearly she is), but why someone would bring a gun into a medical exam.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But the MRI confiscated my gunz! What part of, "shall not be infringed" does it not understand?!

[–] Kraivo 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Own the libs, shoot your own butt!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Own the libs

Personally I'm always very offended when someone wounds themselves in a profoundly stupid and preventable manner. I truly hope they don't do it again, that would be terrible. 😉

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is this different in the states? In Germany every time I had to enter one of those I had to put away every single metallic item on me, including piercings and shit. They warn you very thoroughly that you cannot bring metal objects with you because of the high magnetic forces of the machine.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can’t. My guess is, it was a party or off the clock silliness.

You can’t even wear your own clothes in those machines. Hospital gowns couldn’t handle the weight of even the smallest handgun.

The details are purposely scant because it had to be reported but they didn’t want to share what really happened.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had an MRI a couple of weeks ago. Wore my own clothes. Tech did say I should lower my trousers to my knees when I pointed out that there was a fly zip, but didn’t seem too bothered.

[–] Mr_Blott 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zips are brass alloy and non-magnetic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’d never considered what they were made of. Live and learn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've done MRI 3 times. Wore my own clothes all three times.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I had a head MRI a few weeks ago. They didn't make me take off my clothes, they just triple checked I had nothing metal on me or inside me by asking me several times.

There don't need to be additional details. She snuck a gun into the MRI room and found out why you shouldn't do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She fucked around, then she found out.