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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I had a head MRI a few weeks ago. They didn't make me take off my clothes, they just triple checked I had nothing metal on me or inside me by asking me several times.

There don't need to be additional details. She snuck a gun into the MRI room and found out why you shouldn't do that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She fucked around, then she found out.