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What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 11 months ago by TheBananaKing to c/asklemmy

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You ever see a dog that's got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it's never going to make the connection.

Obviously some dog breeds are smarter than others, ditto individual dogs - but you get the concept.

Is there an equivalent for humans? What ridiculously simple concept would have aliens facetentacling as they see us stumble around and utterly fail to reason about it?

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[–] Sterile_Technique 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I just drop a mph every couple seconds until they fuck off. Don't break check, as that's super dangerous for you and everyone around you; don't change lanes to accommodate them (unless you're the source of the bottleneck and camping in the fast lane, in which case GTFO), since transitions are when accidents tend to happen; but you can absolutely slowly annoy a tailgater until they leave your bubble.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you do this in the left lane and cars are passing you on the right, you in fact are the asshole.

[–] Sterile_Technique 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Very strong emphasis on the "unless you're the source of the bottleneck and camping in the fast lane, in which case GTFO" part of my post!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I get tailgated all the time despite being in the right lane . Sometimes I can see that person hang up their phone, finally look and move over. (This was on a rural highway, I was doing 20 under the limit and over 15 minutes 3 other cars passed without issues, which accounts for a 5 cars going my direction in that time)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Sure, but I'm the guy doing the speed limit in the right lane.

[–] Boozilla 5 points 11 months ago

LOL, I also do the passive-aggressive slowdown thing. 99% of the time it works. But then there's that rare psycho that refuses to get off your ass just to....uh....prove a point....by slowing themselves down? There was a post on schmeddit several years ago where a guy came to a complete stop in the middle of nowehere with the tailgator just sitting 1" from his bumper.