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What statistic about yourself would you desire the most to know? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 1 year ago by TehBamski to c/asklemmy

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How much splooge I've nutted in whatever the funniest whole unit could be

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:

Thimbles
Water balloons
Per hoppus foot
Cord and rick
Burlap potato sacks
Waffle irons
Size 11 wooden clogs
Drums
Silos
Minecarts
Blimps/zeppelins
Potential babies

[–] A_Random_Idiot 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You've nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *

~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~

[–] TehBamski 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you by any chance the cum box dude?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.

[–] TehBamski 3 points 1 year ago

Well, it became internet history years ago. So... unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don't see any other way. Haha

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer 2 points 1 year ago

I'm thinking teaspoons.