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Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
All fisting all the time
If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..
🤷🏻♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂
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