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An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
What does it have to be anything with him being deaf? I feel like a piece of the meme is missing.
I'm sure that's what it said before someone edited it into a shitpost. It's so dumb that it got a laugh out of me.
It's the expected response for the punchline. The twist is he's deaf so he doesn't hear the question to give the delivery.
yes the joke subverts expectations by not delivering the punchline, making it more funny than if it were the original
Quite humorous
Anti-joke?
What?
Then you know why he's deaf?
HIS DISHWASHER MAKES A LOT OF NOISE!
...WHAT?...
TELL YOUR DISHWASHER TO STFU!
He can’t hear what she’s asking.
Hence the “what”.
Also it’s a grammatical horror show. So that doesn’t help either.
What?
What?
Congrats on explaining the original facebook tier joke.
Congrats on somehow missing that was the joke.
Thatzthajoke
I think the sentence she says at the end is hard to lip read