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How about an adolescent kangaroo?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A large opossum. I could probably handle something larger, but I can only handle one pet at a time and I like opossums.

Yes, I understand you're asking about the largest animal I can fight and I'm telling you that that opossum is going to become a pet if I win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

opossum would be the perfect battle out in the forest.. run up and swing at him a couple of times til he falls over.. declare yourself champ and go party with your hoes.. nobody goes back to check to see if the opossum got back up..

[–] hactar42 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once saw a chaparral (aka roadrunner) hold it's own against a opossum, so I think you'll be fine

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but I'd probably adopt whatever I fight as a pet, and I think having a pet opossum would be awesome, so that's what I'd pick to fight.