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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

i eat pizza with a fork and knife

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes officer this comment right here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok I feel this one is fine

How else am I supposed to dunk them in mayo?

[–] Fosheze 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With your fingers? Do you completely submerge them in mayo or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The only time it is acceptable to use a fork for fries is whith those super soggy ones that were immersed in ketchup/mayo. You use a fork to scoop those up and put them in the trash. Those are far worse than pineapple on pizza or fries with ketchup.

[–] Hotdogman 2 points 1 year ago

I'm getting British vibes from you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's the formal way of doing it in Italy though?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Found the heretic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You looked good in today's mugshot, mr Trump