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[–] jaggedrobotpubes 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If an actual asshole manages to type anything at all on a keyboard, it should get to post whatever it typed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
  1. Get that shit rock hard, dehydrate, eat lots of meat
  2. Get in position above the key you want to press
  3. Let the turd slip out, just enough to press the key
  4. Slurp that shit back up
  5. Repeat.until.done.