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I'm curious what the response would be if someone asked a woman wearing a sweater or shirt like this if they could feel the joy for themselves; but not curious enough to actually fuck around and find out in real life.
It would go exactly like this:
Man: Haha, that's funny! Can I feel the joy?!
Woman: Haha sorry you're not festive enough lol
Man: lol fair enough!
party continues
People that wear funny stuff are funny and like to laugh. It's a joke conversation starter, not a porn movie plot.
I don't know if people on here simply don't interact with with the opposite sex or what, but 99% of all interactions you'll have will be positive if you are positive and fun.
Most people aren't psycho losers and most women aren't frail damsels, they are fun and love to joke flirt just as much as men.
Meanwhile, this thread:
I find it tasteless and ignorant of the dangers others have faced. It's one thing in the security of your home or with friends, but this doesn't appear to be private.
Every woman that would wear this knows exactly what the message is being sent to the male brain. And that's fine. But please don't act so innocent and unaware
No one cares what happens in the male brain. Whatever people are wearing, if you don't have enough self-control to resist the urge to harass/assault someone, please seek medical help and don't go around other human beings.
Women should be able to joke about their bodies without consequences and without being told "don't act innocent".
Exactly, my wife's got two. One has the door knockers from Labyrinth with the quote "It's very rude to stare!" The other one has the ones from Young Frankenstein with the quote "What knockers!" She thinks they're hilarious.
She's right it's timeless comedy
The Young Frankenstein nokkers scene was a classic. That beautiful actress, Terry Garr, died way too young but she did have lucious tits.
She made a great career out of playing "everyone's mom" .
Super talented lady. Loved her in Close Encounters too.
Fucking hell a woman should be able to make a lewd joke without inviting sexual assault
what if a guy has a shirt that says 'punch me'?
Would you then be surprised at your assault/battery charge if you punched someone in the face out of nowhere for wearing that shirt? “But the shirt your honour”.
a little.
I'm okay with that but it's frustrating that it's the complete opposite for men. We can't even make the lewd jokes! My signature "jingle my bells" holiday pants completely ruined my middle school teaching career.
Pretty sure that sweater wouldn't come across too well either if she were a middle school teacher
"Stop living in denial" stop being the problem
Weird
Because a t shirt is not an invitation to grope women, bruh
Yeah.
From your statement I know precisely exactly how you approach women.
With chloroform?
chloroform stunning people is a Hollywood thing, you need about 5 minutes of constantly breathing in a chloroform/air mix before going down
sorry for the 🤓 moment
You can take them down faster if you simply hit them with the bottle.
Finally someone who knows how to properly use chloroform.