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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

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It’s him,,,

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[–] disguy_ovahea 54 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No one at school was picked on more than Timmy OnlyFans.

[–] SkunkWorkz 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Timmy Onlyfansson

[–] disguy_ovahea 1 points 2 weeks ago

Duh. Long day.

[–] Viking_Hippie 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why he started going by Timothy Olyphant in stead.

[–] disguy_ovahea 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh, like Timothy Chaturbate/Chalamet?

[–] hakunawazo 6 points 2 weeks ago

Or the endboss of funny names: Syphilis Snugglesnatch, oh I mean Bumbleshack Calldispatch, oh I mean Benadryl Lumberjack, ...

[–] Kaput 3 points 2 weeks ago

So he thought, until he met Bobby fudgepacker.