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This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.
My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves...
Also bellybutton shouldn't exist on Adam and Eve.
How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.
I chuckled. Thanks
Like poppin fresh?
or should it...
no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop...
It's actually just for support, they're pretty heavy
And the bible never says the fruit was an apple
Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig
It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto
So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?
Probably edible bark.
I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?
just the vocal cords.
And snakes don't have human torsos.
so, something like this?
spoiler
___the perfect woman...
That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.
The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.
Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?
hell yeah brother
According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.
The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.
To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.
Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh
I still ship mary and god tho
Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.
Tell St. Augustine that.
I will
...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?
...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?
Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.
After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.
The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth
Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.
Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.
Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.
No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?
I don’t know where did Eve come from?
Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!