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[–] stupidcasey 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

[–] scrion 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

[–] GreenKnight23 13 points 2 months ago

so NOW we're drawing the line?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

today's kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Get this: there's some people who think it's canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.

[–] stupidcasey -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] rayquetzalcoatl 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Cain and Able weren't Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That's a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it's all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Or, if you're of a more gnostic bent, half fallen angel, half human nephilim who'd been teaching humans forbidden knowledge, such as advanced metal-crafting and makeup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Damn TIL! So much for my religious education.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

[–] stupidcasey 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!