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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

[–] BugleFingers 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Given the era, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually a fig

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the garden of eden so there's no reason to believe that it's a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

[–] BugleFingers 5 points 1 day ago

So it was a FIG-ticious fruit?

[–] Siethron 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BugleFingers 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never tried to eat bark, do I need the whole dog or...?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

just the vocal cords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And snakes don't have human torsos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so, something like this?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

the perfect woman...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The demon is referred to as a serpent from its introductiom then god removes the serpents legs to make the serpent more serpenty. I blame the author for writing bad and confusing me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

hell yeah brother

[–] almar_quigley 1 points 1 day ago

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.