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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

For its part, Boeing representatives announced they are “reviewing the report, which appears to be based on an inapt comparison of the prices paid for parts that meet aircraft and contract specifications and designs versus basic commercial items that would not be qualified or approved for use on the C-17,” the company said in a statement.

looks dubiously at dispenser

In what way is the right-hand soap dispenser not adequately qualified?

EDIT: It looks like the C-17 can fly pressurized, so I don't think that it can be undergoing pressure changes, which is the one thing that I could think of.

[–] Pyotr 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The COTS unit shown there is not tested and certified to the contract requirements Boeing was working to. Simple as. If the price ridiculous? Absolutely yes. But you cannot go to a home hardware store and slap one in a plane.

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I can slap it in a collapsible sub, I can slap it in an airplane!

Besides, it's not like it's supposed to be what's holding the door plug on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone single part on a plane has to be certified and from a certified supplier that goes through a stupid process to be certified.

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, some of it ain't stupid.

Imagine the shortcuts Boeing would take if they were beholden to no certifications at all.

[–] Carighan 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah we'd have planes falling out of the skies!

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 1 month ago

Or worse, unplanned.

[–] Hawke 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well ya can but you’re taking some risks if you do. Your soap dispenser might not work worth a shit if you haven’t tested it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And that's how everyone got cholera

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm 90% sure these deals are a way to funnel money into defense contractors without having a suspicious paper trail.

Overcharge a bit here and there, and by sheer volume you get a nice shadow budget to build and operate things that aren't even supposed to exist.

[–] WhatAmLemmy 3 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the MIC. Have a gold star and a bunch of war crimes that would make Satan question his existence.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cabin is usually pressurized to the equivalent of 8000 ft asl. So the dispenser does have to deal with pressure changes. A simple vent hole aught to take care of that though.

[–] mkwt 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Also, as the safety briefing says, "we do not anticipate a change in cabin pressure," but if a rapid decompression should occur, there was probably some provision made so that the soap dispenser doesn't just shatter or explode or something.

[–] y0din 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would hate not to be able to use the dispenser if the plane lost cabin pressure.. how would I ever survive dying if I had dirty hands when it happened?..

[–] PaintedSnail 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slippery soap all over the floor would complicate matters.

[–] y0din 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure loss of cabin pressure doesn't equal death

[–] y0din 1 points 1 month ago

well, then there is no need for the masks that drop down either then? I was making a joke, no need to be so serious? 🙂