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[–] y0din 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would hate not to be able to use the dispenser if the plane lost cabin pressure.. how would I ever survive dying if I had dirty hands when it happened?..

[–] PaintedSnail 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slippery soap all over the floor would complicate matters.

[–] y0din 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure loss of cabin pressure doesn't equal death

[–] y0din 1 points 1 month ago

well, then there is no need for the masks that drop down either then? I was making a joke, no need to be so serious? 🙂