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[–] halcyoncmdr 121 points 2 months ago (8 children)

What the fuck kind of school gym class doesn't have any alternative to kids taking their shirts off in class?

Even the poorest public schools have crappy colored jerseys that go over the regular gym clothes.

In the grand scheme of shit that never happened, this is near the top.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are not old enough to understand, me thinks.

[–] halcyoncmdr 9 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'd hope millennial would be old enough to understand shirts vs skins.

Age has nothing to do with how unlikely it is that a school gym class would have students take off their shirts to differentiate teams in a game.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Age does. It was very, very common ~35 years ago, especially in urban or country schools where money wasn't spent on "such frivolous things".

[–] MirthfulAlembic 26 points 2 months ago

I can confirm it occurred in my experience about 20 years ago. We had a set of color vests, but those were for the girls.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yup, and jerseys need to be washed, and nobody has time for that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I was in high school in the early 2000s and even we did it. Apparently the school I was at was a sports academy as well, so presumably that meant they had some money to work with.

[–] theangryseal 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I was in school it was shirts vs skins. Two separate schools in two separate states. I’m 39.

At Christian academy we played horse though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, what the hell is horse?

[–] theangryseal 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You shoot, you miss, you get nothing. You shoot, you score, you get an H, followed by an O, then R, S, and E. Whoever gets to HORSE first wins.

[–] TheLowestStone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is the opposite of how HORSE is played.

[–] theangryseal 4 points 2 months ago

Yes it is. I played Christian academy horse. :p

[–] MutilationWave 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is so different from what I understand horse to be it's crazy. To play horse you would shoot a ball from a certain spot and if you made it, the other person would have to shoot from the same spot or they get a letter. If you miss the other player gets to pick a spot. And so on until someone gets HORSE and loses. Also played with skateboard tricks and called SKATE.

[–] theangryseal 4 points 2 months ago

Can’t have too much fun at Pentecostal academy. :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Riiight! We used to play donkey, for some reason.

Great explanation, too

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a millennial, it wasn't something we did in PE, but we did it occasionally on team sports for scrimmages (esp. basketball). We had jerseys, but the coach didn't want to keep doing laundry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why a whole jersey and not just a coloured band?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

it's a lot easier to put on and take off a jersey than a band, and a lot more visible. At least that's my guess.

Also, we used the jerseys for actual games, so no need for extra equipment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's more visible, sure, but there's nothing easier to put on than a band:

And you had actual games? For mandatory PE at school?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, for PE, we generally didn't bother with any kind of jerseys. I was talking about after-school sports, which was the only time we'd ever done shirts vs skins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

How did I even miss you saying

it wasn't something we did in PE

in your original comment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I know the concept but we never did this in school, but I never took PE more than was required so it's possible I just missed it or didn't see. It could've been a thing in highschool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Age has everything to do with that, because different ages of people grew up in different cultural periods of history.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

We definitely did shirts versus skins when I was in high school not that long... err, a few short decades ago

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Shirts vs skins was a thing when I was in school, it was kind of traumatic

[–] Raiderkev 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never played it in school, but definitely at like summer camps that were less organized..

[–] Mojave 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Highschool in hicktown, our salty freak of a gym teacher would let girls stay inside and walk laps.

Boys go outside to play whatever sport, or sometimes go to the tiny wrestling room for dodgeball, and it'd be shirt v skins. Usually he'd pick the fat kids to be skins cuz they needed more "motivation".

Weird to me that people think shirts v skins is fake when there's way weirder shit schools do to kids. We had our biology teacher take the class to his barn down the road and help shear his alpacas for extra credit. Like, school staff can do whatever the hell they want, and kids will just say "okay" if they don't know any better.

[–] theangryseal 9 points 2 months ago

This is the world I grew up in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I transferred from a middle school in a different county and showering was required at their junior high. Compulsory fully nude showers seems kinda weird looking back Not that long ago either, pretty sure it was well after that was a common practice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There were showers in the locker rooms when I was in school, but the ordinary gym classes never used them. (Maybe the sports teams did?) I think I would rather have dropped out than showered naked in school.

[–] halcyoncmdr -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. Not at high school gym class.

[–] Maalus 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meh, we played shirt vs skins in summer when it was getting hot outside. They had sashes but people just wanted to be a bit cooler.

[–] theangryseal 7 points 2 months ago

We played shirts vs skins in the middle and high school gym. If we had sashes I never seen them.

One of many reasons I didn’t dress out and got suspended every 3 days for 3 days until the principal figured out it was happening.

God I hated my gym teacher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I did this. I went to school mid 80s to early 2000s.

[–] 11111one11111 2 points 2 months ago

What?! Hahaha how many times did you get held back? 85-2005 is a really long time to be in school jkjk obviously /s

[–] funkyfarmington 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Literally every school in the 70s and 80s. EVERY SCHOOL. That shit really did happen, because I got a F in PE over this exact issue.

[–] halcyoncmdr 0 points 2 months ago

No idea why everyone is defending a 4chan green text with anecdotes from 30+ years ago.

It's a green text, it's fake. That's just a general rule. But even if we pretend it's real, it's 4chan, it's being posted by a kid, probably 14-17, but no current school is going to go anywhere near that type of shit, they'd be sued immediately in this society.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We didn't do it gym class, but we did do it during baketball practice, which was already exclusively male, and after school hours.

[–] TheLowestStone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We were still playing shirts vs skins basketball in middle school in the mid 90s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago