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[–] CodexArcanum 21 points 4 months ago (5 children)

You ever been around geese? Those terrible shits take shits everywhere, all the time. Loud, nasty birds.

[–] jam12705 18 points 4 months ago

Currently have 26 ducks and one goose on my farm so I get it.

[–] SpaceNoodle 16 points 4 months ago

You ever been around Microsoft management? It's an improvement.

[–] idunnololz 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wtf does a goose farmer even produce

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

geese

its the last layer for my gooturducken

[–] idunnololz 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That sounds incredibly niche. Why not raise chickens or ducks :/

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Bigger eggs and more meat. The cobra chicken is also a great security system.

[–] darthelmet 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they’re raising an army of nature’s angriest animal.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You say that, but have you ever met a Sandhill Crane? They started coming back, and people think they're wonderful and majestic. Then they get too close, and find out they're feathery balls of pure hate with pointy beaks that will send you to the emergency room.

Appreciate Sandhills from a distance.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Peak performance. I love them.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they'll be able to reprogram geese.

[–] FelixCress 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe if enough programmers become goose farmers they will stop these fucking constant imbecylic unnecessary updates.