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Centipedes Don't Fuck (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 109 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Ok now I'm curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.

[–] rustyfish 176 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They were wrestling. Go back to bed.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wrestling 😏

[–] Speculater 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Step-centipede, what are you doing?!"

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 10 points 3 months ago

I don't know how to boil the water ~~~

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

They do it just for fun! Gross.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Don't humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

too late

Too late

Too Late

TOO LATE
centipede morphmoe

There are way, way more "centipede monster girl" image results... DuckDuckGo/Google

Caterpillar girls are fine though.

[–] samus12345 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Just makes me wonder if it's a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl's brain and puppets her body around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I draw the line at 8 legs.

[–] yamanii 6 points 3 months ago

Avatar checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Those are clearly millipedes

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 3 points 3 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Centipedussy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The head tail goes hard

[–] NABDad 29 points 3 months ago

Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Don’t humanize centipedes

I'M DOING MY PART!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see...

Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And three movies that never should have been made.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

When two centipedes ~~love each other~~ are both really hungry...

[–] numberfour002 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the "centipedes" you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been "fucking", or at least the millipede equivalent of it.

Additionally, it appears that this "fact" is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it's certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AMillipede_centipede_side-by-side.png

Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.

I'm not surprised in the least that at a minimum it's more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I've learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!

[–] jenny_ball 4 points 3 months ago

millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯