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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How are those things related

[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The joke is people will mention the latter at any chance they get even if it doesn't fit.

So the format is:

[Important discussion]

[Unexpectedly simple response]

[Some guy interjects with thing he always talks about]

But the most important detail is I personally have a fast metabolism, I can eat as much as I want and not gain weight for whatever reason lol.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this the new "I use arch btw" which was the new "I'm vegan"?

[–] moistclump 10 points 4 months ago

Which is like crossfitters

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Oh that's not what i got from that at all. I thought there was an implied fourth sentence where society beats the shit out of metabolism guy in jealousy, but they left tran people alone because that's not actually a big deal.

[–] HollowNaught -4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What a helpful response!

Gee, I'm sure glad I came to the comments to quell my confusion.

[–] HollowNaught 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you never met somebody with a fast metabolism?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do people really talk about their metabolism that much? Or are some people just so self-conscious about their weight and eating habits that they place particular weight on those comments such that they appear to be more frequent than they actually are?

[–] PugJesus 15 points 4 months ago

I got a lot of comments about my weight and eating habits when I was young, so 'fast metabolism' was an easy way out of the conversation even if it wasn't true.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Or did some people's parents unconsciously internalize it in them as a child? Or am I projecting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I feel like that's a loaded term but I do know people who are going to have a rough awakening when they get older. (i.e. they won't be able to eat like they used to without feeling/seeing it).