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[โ€“] shittymorph 247 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the 'cost of doing business' just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

[โ€“] Gearheart 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I want to believe.... but the morph has always been exactly.

"nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."

But I want to believe...

Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard... I'm sad ๐Ÿ˜ข. I'm hoping that I'm way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?

[โ€“] shittymorph 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it's easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd's excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[โ€“] Gearheart 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ˜ข I don't know what to feel anymore.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck are you 2 talking about?

[โ€“] ThtCrzyBstrd 12 points 1 year ago

Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.

We believe this is an imposter.

[โ€“] Gearheart 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Lev_Astov 5 points 1 year ago

I assumed as much when the story didn't go on for at least three paragraphs first.

[โ€“] R4N63R 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for doing the research we all needed.

[โ€“] moosetwin 1 points 1 year ago

I need a community for shittymorphs

[โ€“] ikidd 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You son of a bitch, I don't know if you're the og shittymorph, but I missed that bastard.

[โ€“] Raptor_007 15 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m not even mad. Feels like being home.

[โ€“] Obstinatrician 14 points 1 year ago

Oh shit the legend lives on.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Aw shit. Here we go again.

[โ€“] GhostRunner 5 points 1 year ago

And so it continues...

[โ€“] DpwnShift 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you're the real one... but you're beautiful.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I can die happy now, having seen this on the fediverse. Amazing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for keeping the tradition alive.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not the real one, comment doesn't feel right.

[โ€“] teamevil 4 points 1 year ago

I've actually worked several WWE events and despite the fact that Vince is a monster, they were a great show for locals to work on. There's lots wrong with wrestling, listen to the Behind the Bastards on Vince.

I will say that Dan Snyder is a cunt of epic proportions, different sport/job but the amount of cunt he appears in the media is significantly less then reality.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uhm are you the original or a copy cat? Although not sure why I ask I will not be sure it's true. Unless of course on reddit you mentioned this account or something.

EDIT: Nevermind I already saw you aren't them.

[โ€“] clever_sardonic_name 1 points 1 year ago

Nothing? No recognition at all? I see you. I validate you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

mother. FUCKER YOU ARE HERE!!!!