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[–] disguy_ovahea 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In turn, could Jesus lift Mjölnir?

[–] TotallynotJessica 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Probably. Dude was a prototypical pacifist and would probably use it for carpentry.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, the comics make a point that "worthy" is based on Asgardian morals, not Christian. Pacifists couldn't lift it because Asgardians are expected to be warriors.

[–] mke 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Darn, today I learned that Mr. Rogers was ready for war.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

People said it was just a rumor that he was a Navy Seal, but that artist knew the truth.

[–] gibmiser 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mfer could drive 9 inch nails with 1 hit

[–] kamenlady 4 points 5 months ago

After that you'll have a head like a hole.