One day I was in Hannover on holiday. We were walking on a nice street somewhere when this weirdly beautiful pigeon landed on the ground right in front of me. It was a really gorgeous bird. An unusually pretty pigeon. And it landed in front of me almost intentionally as if to stop me. I stopped my friend who was walking alongside me, pointed at the bird and said "wow look at that beautiful pi-". Right at that moment, the winged rat looked me straight in the eyes, took a big runny shit on the ground, and fucked off. The end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Welp that's a long ass caption

[–] herrvogel 4 points 5 months ago

You damn millenials with your short attention spans can't even read a caption unless it's shorter than 8 sentences smh