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Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's the oils in your home it's fulla oils

[–] owenfromcanada 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nah bro, it's the 5G that's stickifying the dust

[–] Iheartcheese 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stem cells from aborted babies.

[–] Iheartcheese 11 points 3 months ago

Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels

[–] Alteon 4 points 3 months ago

You're both wrong. It's the vaccine shedding. It's stickier so that it sticks to the unvaxxed and infects everyone before the 5G waves are turned on, and kill everyone. I know, because I have a direct insider that's fighting back against the Depe State. He has an R-class Security clearance. Shit that even Q doesn't even know about.

[–] half_built_pyramids 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fosheze 15 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, the gender fluid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago