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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I'm afraid to ask, but you seem experienced, so here goes: why not?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just a shot in the dark here... But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth...

Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Maybe it'll feel like those little fish that eat the dead skin off your hands?

[–] AEsheron 5 points 5 months ago

Pineapple is so metal, fucking fruit that tries to eat you back.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (5 children)

The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

[–] NielsBohron 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly

Edit: acidic or not, it's definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if those tenderizing properties are what make people swear by pineapple slices on pizza and burgers

Knowing how much Hawaiians love spam, they're probably over the moon for accompanying elements that can compliment or add to or even concentrate those porkey and salty flavors

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The ham on pizza is sweet though, imo not a good match. My preference is pineapple, pepperoni (or chicken), and jalapenos. Get spicy, sweet, and salty all on one slice, ето заебись.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

ham on pizza is sweet

What? Where? Ham isn't supposed to be sweet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Nah there's ways to prepare ham to be on the sweeter side, haven't heard of it being done that way for pizza though. Usually it's for a deli cut or charcuterie plate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

There is a whole franchise in the US called Honey Baked Ham. Americans love their sugar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My preference is pineapple, black olives, and onions.

The black olives give the same salty as meats, so it works out quite nicely. I’m not typically into spicy pizza, but onions and pineapple go nicely together when cooked, imho.

[–] menemen 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Pineapple-Chicken-Cheese (Gouda) makes an awesome sandwich. With Pizza I am an minimalist and almost only eat Margherita.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Pepperoni pineapple pizza (PPP?) is underrated. Bonus points for mushroom and jalapeno. And maybe onion.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

P(ineapple)ussy

Pinussy, if you will

[–] MudSkipperKisser 10 points 5 months ago

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 9 points 5 months ago

Put your salami in that and it's gonna come out looking like chorizo

Sentences you never thought you’d read.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if you out your charizo in there, it's going to come out looking like landjäger!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Landjäger? I barely know her!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Pineapple has enzyme that eat flesh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Pineapple juice can be used as a meat tenderizer, for cooking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It's juice is very acidic and will not feel good when it gets inside your urethra.