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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or key the car, if you're out of sight.

[–] Phegan 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They shouldn't do anything like that, or slash their tires, or put a brick through their windshield.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Potato in the exhaust is a classic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather eat the potato, though.

[–] RizzRustbolt 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rutabega in the tailpipe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Someone put a piece of American cheese on my exes car once. I thought it might be because of the pagan symbols on it. Took like five minutes to scrape and wipe it off, mostly because it slightly melted despite the low temperatures.