I once got frisked at the o2 centre in London going into a comedy show and the security guard straight up grabbed my penis. We made eye contact like yup, that’s a penis

[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.

Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)

[–] wreckedcarzz 57 points 5 months ago

Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."

[–] wreckedcarzz 49 points 5 months ago

"so are you going to finish what you started?"

[–] JusticeForPorygon 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

[–] JusticeForPorygon 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"That's a nice headlock, sir! I see that you know your judo well!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago