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Haha the same thing happened to me, at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Before they searched me the man said I had a "suspicious package" in my "groin area". I'll never forget the man's face as he grabbed a handful of dick. Eye contact as well, it was so romantic (probably not for him, but I still had a semi so...)
Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold
"...and when you're a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything."