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[–] marcos 124 points 7 months ago (10 children)

WTF is the deal with US states banning masks? Are they going to ban washing your hands next?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Are they going to ban washing your hands next?

Washing your hands removes vital oils used by forensics to identify you at a crime scene.

/s

[–] MrJameGumb 58 points 7 months ago

"if you haven't committed a crime then you have nothing to worry about!"

-some republican who has committed a litany of crimes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It's also bad for the children, somehow... I don't need to explain how, because they won't when they say this to convince everyone.

[–] Lemming421 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They’re not banning masks for the KKK, if that helps understand their thinning…

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 months ago

"Them ain't masks, them's hoods!"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

The non quippy answer:

Wearing masks other than theatrical or things like Halloween masks was prohibited in many places prior to covid.
Some places were explicitly anti protest from the 1900s (unions), others anti hate crime (KKK). Some just had it as a thing that can be tacked on to other crimes. My state has a law that makes it a misdemeanor to wear a mask to conceal your identity while commiting a crime.
These laws are not unique to the US.

When covid came along, most states that had restrictions passed laws adding exceptions for health related face coverings.

In response to people protesting Israeli actions in Palestine, North Carolina repealed their relaxation of the mask rules, and refused to add a health clause, arguing that even though it's illegal, it was illegal before covid and just never enforced, so it's fine.
They also included an exception that allows for secret societies to wear masks or hoods in a parade or demonstration if they have a permit. That's the KKK in a nutshell.

It's preposterous bullshit intended to work as an election year headline grabber, since it's anti mask, anti protester, and pro Israel all at once.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Not joking... There was a trend of "manly men" not washing their hands before they eat lunch.. like after their manly work was done ... Like hands covered in muck and they're like "look how awesome I am.". It's fucking gross

[–] Lemminary 18 points 7 months ago

The point is to inflict suffering. So yeah, I wouldn't put it past Republicunts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"But, muh freedoms"

[–] RampageDon 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The mask ban is happening because of the Gaza protests

[–] Ensign_Crab 0 points 7 months ago

So it has bipartisan support, then?

[–] VinnyDaCat 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My state has a bunch of people who would outright get aggressive with you in public over it. "What's with that chin diaper? Take that shit off."

Of course the people voted in by these aggressors are going to ban them.

[–] capital 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

US conservatives turn EVERYTHING into a culture war.

It gets their base riled up and to the ~~poles~~ polls. They would very much like it if non-conservatives would stay home or vote third party.

[–] Lemminary 3 points 7 months ago

poles

That's a funny typo because I wouldn't put it past conservatives to lead the attendance at strip clubs, either.

[–] AA5B 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They’ll ban toilet paper and cleaning up after you go. Touching your ass is so gay

[–] Ensign_Crab 2 points 7 months ago

And "bidet" sounds French.