Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy to c/dadjokes
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy to c/dadjokes
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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It's sweeping the nation.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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I used to hate facial hair... (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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but then it grew on me.

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An ant's gender can be determined by throwing it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 days ago by rtxn to c/dadjokes
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If it floats, buoyant.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A train says, "Chew, chew, chew."

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Then it struck me.

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Ultra-marathon (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by FlyingSquid to c/dadjokes
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ENGLISH MUFFIN:… (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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I heard Godzilla has a son. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Jesuszilla.

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Bad formatting:( (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Life finds a way (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 days ago by Jonnyprophet to c/dadjokes
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I have the memory of an elephant. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

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How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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LMNOP

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My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by ConstantPain to c/dadjokes
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I told him it was a waist of time.

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I tried starting a hot air balloon business (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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But it never took off

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What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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How do cats keep up with local events,? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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The evening mews.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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Fsh

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Why is molecular science so untrustworthy? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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Atoms make up everything.

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What do you call a person that eats only offal? (feddit.nl)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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An Organist

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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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Which bees make milk? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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BooBees

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How do ghosts play the piano? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes
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They use sheet music.

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