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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

fun fact: did you know all the worker ants are sterile females?

drones are male. if it has wings it's a drone or a queen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

For a moment there I thought I was looking at a [email protected] post and was taking this seriously :)

[–] Blue_Morpho 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, I've read it many times, took a break read it again and still don't get it.

[–] dhork 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho 10 points 2 days ago

I'm an idiot. I looked at only the large text and completely missed the small text.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Witchcraft test works!!! Try it on your girl before its too late.