Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kintarian to c/dadjokes

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get it.

[–] Kintarian 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I don't think I should post links. You can look up 'You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille' by Kenny Rogers."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, that explains why I didn't get the joke!

[–] anamethatisnt 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

their*

[–] Kintarian 4 points 1 week ago

I know, I didn't check the voice to text output

[–] bpev 4 points 1 week ago

I thought for sure they'd say that it's time to retire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wailin' joke!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That took me too long to get lol

[–] Kintarian 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I was responding to a different thread, Or so I thought.

Anyway that is a really old song.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lol, nice